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Here are some quotes from #gshi on Max-Evolution. (now deprecated)



Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:02:20 -0400

<Mir> i am hallucinating and i havent taken anything
<Mir> or drank anything
<LiquidManZero> Maybe that's the problem, you're not on anything
<Mir> must be this fine californian air
<Mir> ^___^
<Parasyte> You're just high on stupidity.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:25:17 -0400

[21:49] <LiquidManZero> Mir: If you keep a tail attached, people will start thinking you're a furry

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:26:13 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: The ninja has been rescued by dudes. Are you a bad enough president to kidnap the ninja, again?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:47:53 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: If your word is law, what do you have to say about abortion?
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: They flat out say on the law of the word for human.
<bfoos> Typical
<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: OK, so you're saying the unborn fetuses are human?
<bfoos> He's avoiding the issue
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: Are you saying i would be tons of awesome skills i want to be human.
<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: Is abortion OK?
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: Ok, i don't believe in abortion.
<bfoos> Wow
<Lazy|Bastard> lol

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:06:20 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: You have to kill the president.
<bfoos> lol

Wed, 28 May 2008 22:39:12 -0400

[Wed:21:55:21] <LiquidManZero> He must've caught a bad case of connection diarrhea again.

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:04:54 -0400

Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: So now long islanders have to beat the living shit outta the landlady. -_- She eats up all the world to see. But i am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of acid? I sure hope so.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:25:44 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> It's an image, and not just an ELF, correct?
<Lazy|Bastard> Good. Then, it'll be pre-configured for ISO9660, Mode 2/XA, Form 1.
<Lazy|Bastard> Er...I pre-typed that with the assumption you'd say yes, then forgot that I was waiting, and just pressed Enter.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:30:46 -0500

DarkSerge> there's no such thing as a Kind Eggar...

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:48:19 -0500

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<LiquidManZero> Hey Ace, heh.
<Lazy|Bastard> A lazy bastard appears!

  • LiquidManZero uses Nachos
  • Ace has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)

<LiquidManZero> Hm... Must've been stale.

  • Lazy|Bastard has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:14:23 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Does Stg mean anything, or did you just pick letters? Is it Super Terrific Guy?
<Stg> Super Terrific Gay =_=bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
<Lazy|Bastard> You said it, not me ;)

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:32:46 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Ever tried mounting an untamed hose?
<Mir> yea

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:46:25 -0400

[18:38] <Mir> I need to find a screw
[18:39] <Mir> Toshiba calls ther screw "B20"
[18:39] <Lazy|Bastard> Ah.
[18:39] <Lazy|Bastard> Laptop case screw?
[18:39] <Mir> yea
[18:41] <Mir> but i just need to find the size and length
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> need to find a good screw, of the right size and length?
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Heheh...
[18:41] <Mir> i expect a 1 inch screw
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Low expectations, that's good.
[18:41] <Yukari> XD
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Makes the search easier.
[18:42] <KingEdgar0> XD
[18:42] <Mir> :|
[18:42] <Yukari> hahaha
[18:42] <Mir> XD

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:10:20 -0400

  • xdite396rw sets mode: +v xdite396rw
  • xdite396rw sets mode: -v xdite396rw
  • xdite396rw sets mode: +v xdite396rw
  • xdite396rw sets mode: -v xdite396rw

<LiquidManZero> Don't play with yourself in public
<xdite396rw> Aww
<xdite396rw> ok
<SilentB> But it's so fun ;_;

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:05:07 -0400

[06/21/07 01:15:17] <DarkSerge> KE?
[06/21/07 01:42:24] <KingEdgar0> What part of my away message didn't you understand? :P
[06/21/07 02:02:27] <AEmpty> the away part

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:52:01 -0400

[22:50] Lazy|Bastard: Yeah, LSD is much better than DSL...

Fri, 04 May 2007 03:12:12 -0400

<KingEdgar0> well, I found a dollar and 3 shotgun shells... but no Comic AG 52 so far...
<LiquidManZero> Nifty
<LiquidManZero> You've got half the money to buy a 40, and enough ammo to get one anyway
<LiquidManZero> Since, you need one shell to put in the ceiling, one to shoot at the back wall behind the cash register, and one in case anybody decides to be a hero

  • LiquidManZero must've seen too many movies

<KingEdgar0> lol

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:49:17 -0400

[12:47] Lazy|Bastard: lemma isn't interesting in the boobs.

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:23:01 -0400

<KingEdgar0> ok, just had to get that out.
<KingEdgar0> it's been too long since I said it.

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:09:30 -0400

[00:05] LiquidManZero: Dear god man... I've been AIM'ed by PoliceNYPD!
[00:05] Lazy|Bastard: Ah.
[00:05] LiquidManZero: It was a space, too
[00:05] Lazy|Bastard: Heh, for what? Just chit chat?
[00:05] LiquidManZero: 0x20, heh
[00:05] LiquidManZero: No, he just sent me a space
[00:06] LiquidManZero: So I went "Eh?" and his autoresponder spammed me
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Heh.
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Strange.
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Did you check outside to see if that caused a really really blue sky?
[00:07] LiquidManZero: Heh

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:07:14 -0400

<Darke> You know what I just realized
<Darke> If a donkey humps you unexpectedly in the butt
<Darke> "Ass Rape
<Darke> has two meanings

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:14:24 -0500

[19:00] <Ace> Page 2 updated, and Page 3 added:********
[19:01] <transfatex> Ace's guide to spanking the monkey?

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:53:40 -0500

Lazy|Bastard: I need a shower, and to catch some smeel.

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:16:02 -0500

<lemmayoshi> who wants to perform brains on me?
<lemmayoshi> I probably used that word wrong
<lemmayoshi> oh well
<Hidan> ...What?
<lemmayoshi> lol
<lemmayoshi> nothing

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:20:43 -0500

[22:02] Thalos injects LMZ's semen into Grin's veins.
[22:02] LiquidManZero: Where'd you get my semen from?
[22:03] LiquidManZero: And who's Grin?
[22:03] Thalos: Same way you get semen from a horse.
[22:03] LiquidManZero: You slipped date rape drugs into my liquor, and masturbated me while I was passed out?
[22:05] LiquidManZero: Actually, the way I'd get semen from a horse, is to buy a bucket, and hire Thalos to give it a handjob

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:20:04 -0500

[13:00] * Lazy|Bastard rolls a Darke and gets: out of bed

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:57:01 -0500

Darke[]Writing> you could cut this shit and rupees would fall out, maybe even hearts or a fairy

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:52:39 -0500

[17:41] * Morpheus ([email protected]) has joined #gshi
[17:41] <Morpheus> OK STOP
[17:42] <Someguy> type !ohnoes to stop it
[17:42] <Morpheus> !ohnoes
[17:42] <MahBot> Oh Noes! Morpheus Pressed the button!
[17:42] * Morpheus was kicked by MahBot (OhNoes!!!11!1!oneone!!!eleven!!1!)

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:35] * Morpheus ([email protected]) has joined #gshi
[21:43] * Morpheus ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
[21:53] <Darke[]WTF> I wish all of his visits were that short.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:57:14] <Morpheus10> gshi is ALOT better than gsc
[21:57:25] <Lazy|Bastard> Thanks. Glad you changed your mind back, again.
[21:57:32] <Morpheus10> what mind?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:31] Morpheus10: you always have been and always will be a asshole a bitch and a asshole
[21:31] KingEdgar0: holy shit, asshole x2?
[21:31] Darke: *an, *an, and don't forget punctuation.
[21:31] Morpheus10: and a jerk
[21:31] Darke: And I am indeed an asshole towards those who are so deserving.
[21:31] Morpheus10: no wonder amy hated you you never respected her
[21:31] Lazy|Bastard: A bitch sandwich?
[21:32] Lazy|Bastard: With anus bread?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard But at least now I can enjoy the perks of being the possibility of getting into another relationship, heh.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[05:41] <Lazy|Bastard>: Kreek is admittedly a funny work.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500


[02:20] <Lazy|Bastard>: I was once listening to some classic NES songs I'd ripped from various games...
[02:20] <Lazy|Bastard>: And my (then) girlfriend came over, and suddenly wanted to have sex.
[02:21] <Reeben>: HEH
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: So everything went fine, but halfway through, I stopped...
[02:21] <Sage->: ...
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: Because Winamp had been going the whole time, and I'd just noticed that the main theme to Zelda was playing...
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: And I thought, "I am the coolest guy EVER"...
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: And kept going.
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: Heheh.
[02:21] <Reeben>: LOL
[02:21] <Sage->: lmfao
[02:22] <Lazy|Bastard>: I even came back and declared it to KE, I think.
[02:22] Sage-: lmao

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500


[01:45] <Sage->: I just sent out a resume for a music news writter o.o

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500


[18:16] <Sim>: you know what sucks
[18:16] <Sim>: powdered milk in the bed
[18:16] <Sim>: you wake up smelling like sour milk
[18:16] <Sim>: for days.
[18:16] <Sim>: just... you know, saying.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500


[22:06] <Thalos> Joe
[22:06] <Thalos> Ack
[22:06] * Joe is now known as Jack

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[16:05] AEmpty: worm at market basket ?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> KE have your own myspace page?
<KingEdgar0> nope. I hate myself
<KingEdgar0> lmao
<KingEdgar0> *I hate myspace

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Ace> Hm @ Google warning me "Warning - the site you are about to visit may harm your computer!"
<GeoTube> "Thats the damn point, windows updates!"

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

  • DarkSerge has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<GeoTube> Theres always an error when Serge tries to read, its caused by his dyslexia.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<GeoTube> Some BOFH-type wording will work!
<LiquidManZero> Wouldn't that turn say... "masturbated chimpanzees" into eh... "improved morale of clients" or something?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> Bleh...
|<-- KingEdgar0 has left (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
<GeoTube> o.o
<LiquidManZero> Damn, I've killed Edgar!
<LiquidManZero> Quick, grab the shovel and help me bury the body before he comes back...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

  • DarkSerge sets off the remote nuke under krows house
  • DarkJester turns his cloaking device on
  • LiquidManZero hears an invisible DarkJester getting nuked

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

  • LiquidManZero actually bought Universal Migrator, heh

<KingEdgar0|Laptop> heh

  • GeoTube doesn't understand the b word..

<LiquidManZero> It's like pirating something, only you're using pieces of colored paper to convince the current holder of whatever is being bought to give it to you

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> I think I'm finally finished adding the "beta" codes
<DarkSerge> whoa

  • LiquidManZero is now working on Final Fantasy Origins: Final Fantasy (Retail)

<LiquidManZero> Actually, I think this is a sign of the apocalypse... Well, one of them at least.
|<-- DarkSerge has left (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org)
|<-- KingEdgar0 has left (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org)
|<-- GSHI has left (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org)

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> What the hell did they spend all that time on?
<KingEdgar0> LMZ: Eating and talking about women I think
<KingEdgar0> Which are noble things mind you, but not when you are supposed to be making an rpg.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> I have a serge protector

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Krow> ah i had 3 psx but they all broke
<LiquidManZero> Was it the thing that holds the disc?
<Krow> 1 was 1 i dropped and the lastone exploded
<LiquidManZero> Exploded?
<Krow> yea
<LiquidManZero> What'd you do, pack it with explosives?
<Krow> no i accidently shot it and it just exploded
<LiquidManZero> You know, you're not supposed to be shooting guns at playstations...
<Krow> it was a accident
<LiquidManZero> So... You were pretty much just screwing around with a gun, and accidentally put a round into your playstation?
<Krow> yea
<Krow> right through the middle
<LiquidManZero> Indoors?
<Krow> yep
<LiquidManZero> And this was a real gun, as in, the kind you could just kill somebody with, if so inclined?
<Krow> ya a 410
<Krow> stupid huh
<LiquidManZero> Yeah...
<LiquidManZero> Among other things

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[03:50:19] <Lazy|Bastard> For some reason, I notice now that the name Garrity, without the "rrit" is "Gay"...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[04:39] <liquidmanzero> Hehehehehe... This fucking kicks ass... I'm wasted on various kinds of soft alcohol...
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> What the fuck...?
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Topic: Yes, we're not real, but neither are you... | Oh yeah, I'm drunk, screw you all, I'm making a semi-public ass of myself... Keep in mind that I would do probably worse if I was in your physical locality... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Evil laugh, yeah...
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Hmm...
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Piece of shit...
[04:44] *** liquidmanzero changed topic to Welcome to the GSHI! | Yes, we're not real, but neither are you... | Oh yeah, I'm drunk, screw you all, I'm making a semi-public ass of myself... Keep in mind that I would do probably worse if I was in your physical locality... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Evil laugh, yeah...
[04:44] <liquidmanzero> There...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<SeXyTurkyshGirl> Lazy|Bastard y want your body
<Lazy|Bastard> Why want my body? Cuz it's sooooo lovable ;)
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> oooooo arkadaþ olmak Lazy|Bastard yah
<Lazy|Bastard> what was all that, aish?
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> im playing wif scripts
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> but ill take your body if you want to give it to me
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> :P
<Lazy|Bastard> Hmm...well, I won't GIVE it away. How's, say, five bucks?
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> haha
<Lazy|Bastard> Well, actually...I have a girlfriend. So since I need to buy her things, how's ten bucks?
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> lolz

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> I'd recomend finding whoever came up with that device, and inserting it up them.
<Krow> haha
<LiquidManZero> *repeatedly

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> Looking at it you can't really tell if there's anything wrong, unless it's really obvious, like there's a dead squirrel hanging off it

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> well the other option is to reinstall windows heh
<LiquidManZero> That's not an option, it's a requirement
<DarkSerge> LOL

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> Two is always more than three...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> "Great Savings. Have Insomnia?"
<Lazy|Bastard> GSHI Smiles Heartily, Interact!
<LiquidManZeroL> That sounds like Engrish
<Lazy|Bastard> Yeah, heh...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

  • LiquidManZero thinks he's going insaner...
  • Lazy|Bastard|AntiDepressed invents a machine called the Insaner, which, when used on insane people, makes sane ones...and visa versa, and has its own TV show...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<TheDonut> i felt something in class earlier
<TheDonut> and i looked down
<TheDonut> and the internet was in my pants

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<@LiquidManZero> Hydrochloric acid works well for that sort of thing, if you drink it...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<+TruWizdom> again with the kinky talk
<+KingEdgar0> Only you would consider wisdom teeth removal kinky....
<+KingEdgar0> fucking masochist...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<@LiquidManZero> Smich?
<@LiquidManZero> Ahh, that explains the silence.

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