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''Here are some quotes from #gshi on Max-Evolution. (now deprecated)''

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Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:02:20 -0400

<Mir> i am hallucinating and i havent taken anything 
<Mir> or drank anything 
<LiquidManZero> Maybe that's the problem, you're not on anything 
<Mir> must be this fine californian air 
<Mir> ^_^ 
<Parasyte> You're just high on stupidity.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:25:17 -0400

[21:49] <LiquidManZero> Mir: If you keep a tail attached, people will start thinking you're a furry

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:26:13 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: The ninja has been rescued by dudes. Are you a bad enough president to kidnap the ninja, again?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:47:53 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: If your word is law, what do you have to say about abortion? 
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: They flat out say on the law of the word for human. 
<bfoos> Typical 
<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: OK, so you're saying the unborn fetuses are human? 
<bfoos> He's avoiding the issue 
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: Are you saying i would be tons of awesome skills i want to be human. 
<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: Is abortion OK? 
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: Ok, i don't believe in abortion. 
<bfoos> Wow 
<Lazy|Bastard> lol

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:06:20 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Akfek: The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? 
<Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: You have to kill the president. 
<bfoos> lol

Wed, 28 May 2008 22:39:12 -0400

[Wed:21:55:19] <Mir> B RRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIIIIIIIII NNNNNNNNNNNN ZZZZZZZZZ 
[Wed:21:55:21] <LiquidManZero> He must've caught a bad case of connection diarrhea again.

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:04:54 -0400

Akfek> Lazy|Bastard: So now long islanders have to beat the living shit outta the landlady. -_- She eats up all the world to see. But i am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of acid? I sure hope so.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:25:44 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> It's an image, and not just an ELF, correct? 
<Lazy|Bastard> Good. Then, it'll be pre-configured for ISO9660, Mode 2/XA, Form 1. 
<Lazy|Bastard> Er...I pre-typed that with the assumption you'd say yes, then forgot that I was waiting, and just pressed Enter.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:30:46 -0500

DarkSerge> there's no such thing as a Kind Eggar...

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:48:19 -0500

* Ace||| has joined #gshi 
* ChanServ sets mode: +ao Ace||| Ace||| 
<LiquidManZero> Hey Ace, heh. 
<Lazy|Bastard> A lazy bastard appears! 
* LiquidManZero uses Nachos 
* Ace has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 181 seconds) 
<LiquidManZero> Hm... Must've been stale. 
* Lazy|Bastard has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:14:23 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Does Stg mean anything, or did you just pick letters? Is it Super Terrific Guy? 
<Stg> Super Terrific Gay =_=bbbbbbbbbbbbbb 
<Lazy|Bastard> You said it, not me ;)

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:32:46 -0400

<Lazy|Bastard> Ever tried mounting an untamed hose? 
<Mir> yea

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:46:25 -0400

[18:38] <Mir> I need to find a screw 
[18:39] <Mir> Toshiba calls ther screw "B20" 
[18:39] <Lazy|Bastard> Ah. 
[18:39] <Lazy|Bastard> Laptop case screw? 
[18:39] <Mir> yea 
[18:41] <Mir> but i just need to find the size and length 
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> So...you need to find a good screw, of the right size and length? 
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Heheh... 
[18:41] <Mir> i expect a 1 inch screw 
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Low expectations, that's good. 
[18:41] <Yukari> XD 
[18:41] <Lazy|Bastard> Makes the search easier. 
[18:42] <KingEdgar0> XD 
[18:42] <Mir> :| 
[18:42] <Yukari> hahaha 
[18:42] <Mir> XD

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:10:20 -0400

* xdite396rw sets mode: +v xdite396rw 
* xdite396rw sets mode: -v xdite396rw 
* xdite396rw sets mode: +v xdite396rw 
* xdite396rw sets mode: -v xdite396rw 
<LiquidManZero> Don't play with yourself in public 
<xdite396rw> Aww 
<xdite396rw> ok 
<SilentB> But it's so fun ;_;

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:05:07 -0400

[06/21/07 01:15:17] <DarkSerge> KE? 
[06/21/07 01:42:24] <KingEdgar0> What part of my away message didn't you understand? :P 
[06/21/07 02:02:27] <AEmpty> the away part

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:52:01 -0400

[22:50] Lazy|Bastard: Yeah, LSD is much better than DSL...

Fri, 04 May 2007 03:12:12 -0400

<KingEdgar0> well, I found a dollar and 3 shotgun shells... but no Comic AG 52 so far... 
<LiquidManZero> Nifty 
<LiquidManZero> You've got half the money to buy a 40, and enough ammo to get one anyway 
<LiquidManZero> Since, you need one shell to put in the ceiling, one to shoot at the back wall behind the cash register, and one in case anybody decides to be a hero 
* LiquidManZero must've seen too many movies 
<KingEdgar0> lol

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:49:17 -0400

[12:47] Lazy|Bastard: lemma isn't interesting in the boobs.

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:23:01 -0400

<KingEdgar0> AM FULLY TURGENT 
<KingEdgar0> ok, just had to get that out. 
<KingEdgar0> it's been too long since I said it.

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:09:30 -0400

[00:05] LiquidManZero: Dear god man... I've been AIM'ed by PoliceNYPD! 
[00:05] Lazy|Bastard: Ah. 
[00:05] LiquidManZero: It was a space, too 
[00:05] Lazy|Bastard: Heh, for what? Just chit chat? 
[00:05] LiquidManZero: 0x20, heh 
[00:05] LiquidManZero: No, he just sent me a space 
[00:06] LiquidManZero: So I went "Eh?" and his autoresponder spammed me 
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Heh. 
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Strange. 
[00:06] Lazy|Bastard: Did you check outside to see if that caused a really really blue sky? 
[00:07] LiquidManZero: Heh

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:07:14 -0400

<Darke> You know what I just realized 
<Darke> If a donkey humps you unexpectedly in the butt 
<Darke> "Ass Rape 
<Darke> has two meanings

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:14:24 -0500

[19:00] <Ace> Page 2 updated, and Page 3 added: http://gshi.org/******** 
[19:01] <transfatex> Ace's guide to spanking the monkey?

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:53:40 -0500

Lazy|Bastard: I need a shower, and to catch some smeel.

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:16:02 -0500

<lemmayoshi> who wants to perform brains on me? 
<lemmayoshi> I probably used that word wrong 
<lemmayoshi> oh well 
<Hidan> ...What? 
<lemmayoshi> lol 
<lemmayoshi> nothing

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:20:43 -0500

[22:02] Thalos injects LMZ's semen into Grin's veins. 
[22:02] LiquidManZero: Where'd you get my semen from? 
[22:03] LiquidManZero: And who's Grin? 
[22:03] Thalos: Same way you get semen from a horse. 
[22:03] LiquidManZero: You slipped date rape drugs into my liquor, and masturbated me while I was passed out? 
[22:05] LiquidManZero: Actually, the way I'd get semen from a horse, is to buy a bucket, and hire Thalos to give it a handjob 

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 13:20:04 -0500

[13:00] * Lazy|Bastard rolls a Darke and gets: out of bed

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:57:01 -0500

Darke[]Writing> you could cut this shit and rupees would fall out, maybe even hearts or a fairy

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:52:39 -0500

[17:41] * Morpheus (jirc@252137e.307e4d48.tn.comcast.net) has joined #gshi 
[17:41] <Morpheus> OK STOP 
[17:42] <Someguy> type !ohnoes to stop it 
[17:42] <Morpheus> !ohnoes 
[17:42] <MahBot> Oh Noes! Morpheus Pressed the button! 
[17:42] * Morpheus was kicked by MahBot (OhNoes!!!11!1!oneone!!!eleven!!1!)

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:35] * Morpheus (jirc@252137e.307e4d48.tn.comcast.net) has joined #gshi 
[21:43] * Morpheus (jirc@252137e.307e4d48.tn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ) 
[21:53] <Darke[]WTF> I wish all of his visits were that short.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:57:14] <Morpheus10> gshi is ALOT better than gsc 
[21:57:25] <Lazy|Bastard> Thanks. Glad you changed your mind back, again. 
[21:57:32] <Morpheus10> what mind?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[21:31] Morpheus10: you always have been and always will be a asshole a bitch and a asshole 
[21:31] KingEdgar0: holy shit, asshole x2? 
[21:31] Darke: an, an, and don't forget punctuation. 
[21:31] Morpheus10: and a jerk 
[21:31] Darke: And I am indeed an asshole towards those who are so deserving. 
[21:31] Morpheus10: no wonder amy hated you you never respected her 
[21:31] Lazy|Bastard: A bitch sandwich? 
[21:32] Lazy|Bastard: With anus bread?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard But at least now I can enjoy the perks of being single...like the possibility of getting into another relationship, heh.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[05:41] <Lazy|Bastard>: Kreek is admittedly a funny work.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[09-30-06]

[02:20] <Lazy|Bastard>: I was once listening to some classic NES songs I'd ripped from various games... 
[02:20] <Lazy|Bastard>: And my (then) girlfriend came over, and suddenly wanted to have sex. 
[02:21] <Reeben>: HEH 
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: So everything went fine, but halfway through, I stopped... 
[02:21] <Sage->: ... 
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: Because Winamp had been going the whole time, and I'd just noticed that the main theme to Zelda was playing... 
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: And I thought, "I am the coolest guy EVER"... 
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: And kept going. 
[02:21] <Lazy|Bastard>: Heheh. 
[02:21] <Reeben>: LOL 
[02:21] <Sage->: lmfao 
[02:22] <Lazy|Bastard>: I even came back and declared it to KE, I think. 
[02:22] Sage-: lmao

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[09-29-06]

[01:45] <Sage->: I just sent out a resume for a music news writter o.o

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[09-28-06]

[18:16] <Sim>: you know what sucks 
[18:16] <Sim>: powdered milk in the bed 
[18:16] <Sim>: you wake up smelling like sour milk 
[18:16] <Sim>: for days. 
[18:16] <Sim>: just... you know, saying.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[09-28-06]

[22:06] <Thalos> Joe 
[22:06] <Thalos> Ack 
[22:06] * Joe is now known as Jack

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[16:05] AEmpty: worm at market basket ?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> KE have your own myspace page? 
<KingEdgar0> nope. I hate myself 
<KingEdgar0> lmao 
<KingEdgar0> I hate myspace

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Ace> Hm @ Google warning me "Warning - the site you are about to visit may harm your computer!" 
<GeoTube> "Thats the damn point, windows updates!"

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

DarkSerge has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 
<GeoTube> Theres always an error when Serge tries to read, its caused by his dyslexia.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<GeoTube> Some BOFH-type wording will work! 
<LiquidManZero> Wouldn't that turn say... "masturbated chimpanzees" into eh... "improved morale of clients" or something?

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> Bleh... 
|<-- KingEdgar0 has left irc.max-evolution.com (Ping timeout: 181 seconds) 
<GeoTube> o.o 
<LiquidManZero> Damn, I've killed Edgar! 
<LiquidManZero> Quick, grab the shovel and help me bury the body before he comes back...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

* DarkSerge sets off the remote nuke under krows house 
* DarkJester turns his cloaking device on 
* LiquidManZero hears an invisible DarkJester getting nuked

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

* LiquidManZero actually bought Universal Migrator, heh 
<KingEdgar0|Laptop> heh 
* GeoTube doesn't understand the b word.. 
<LiquidManZero> It's like pirating something, only you're using pieces of colored paper to convince the current holder of whatever is being bought to give it to you

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> I think I'm finally finished adding the "beta" codes 
<DarkSerge> whoa 
* LiquidManZero is now working on Final Fantasy Origins: Final Fantasy (Retail) 
<LiquidManZero> Actually, I think this is a sign of the apocalypse... Well, one of them at least. 
|<-- DarkSerge has left overkill.on.ca.watnet.org (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org) 
|<-- KingEdgar0 has left overkill.on.ca.watnet.org (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org) 
|<-- GSHI has left overkill.on.ca.watnet.org (Overkill.ON.CA.WatNet.Org NewYork.NY.US.WatNet.Org) 

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> What the hell did they spend all that time on? 
<KingEdgar0> LMZ: Eating and talking about women I think 
<KingEdgar0> Which are noble things mind you, but not when you are supposed to be making an rpg.

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> I have a serge protector

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Krow> ah i had 3 psx but they all broke 
<LiquidManZero> Was it the thing that holds the disc? 
<Krow> 1 was 1 i dropped and the lastone exploded 
<LiquidManZero> Exploded? 
<Krow> yea 
<LiquidManZero> What'd you do, pack it with explosives? 
<Krow> no i accidently shot it and it just exploded 
<LiquidManZero> You know, you're not supposed to be shooting guns at playstations... 
<Krow> it was a accident 
<LiquidManZero> So... You were pretty much just screwing around with a gun, and accidentally put a round into your playstation? 
<Krow> yea 
<Krow> right through the middle 
<LiquidManZero> Indoors? 
<Krow> yep 
<LiquidManZero> And this was a real gun, as in, the kind you could just kill somebody with, if so inclined? 
<Krow> ya a 410 
<Krow> stupid huh 
<LiquidManZero> Yeah... 
<LiquidManZero> Among other things

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[03:50:19] <Lazy|Bastard> For some reason, I notice now that the name Garrity, without the "rrit" is "Gay"...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

[04:39] <liquidmanzero> Hehehehehe... This fucking kicks ass... I'm wasted on various kinds of soft alcohol... 
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> What the fuck...? 
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Topic: Yes, we're not real, but neither are you... | Oh yeah, I'm drunk, screw you all, I'm making a semi-public ass of myself... Keep in mind that I would do probably worse if I was in your physical locality... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Evil laugh, yeah... 
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Hmm... 
[04:43] <liquidmanzero> Piece of shit... 
[04:44] *** liquidmanzero changed topic to Welcome to the GSHI! | Yes, we're not real, but neither are you... | Oh yeah, I'm drunk, screw you all, I'm making a semi-public ass of myself... Keep in mind that I would do probably worse if I was in your physical locality... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Evil laugh, yeah... 
[04:44] <liquidmanzero> There...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<SeXyTurkyshGirl> Lazy|Bastard y want your body 
<Lazy|Bastard> Why want my body? Cuz it's sooooo lovable ;) 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> oooooo arkadaþ olmak Lazy|Bastard yah 
<Lazy|Bastard> Hmm...so what was all that, aish? 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> im playing wif scripts 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> but ill take your body if you want to give it to me 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> :P 
<Lazy|Bastard> Hmm...well, I won't GIVE it away. How's, say, five bucks? 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> haha 
<Lazy|Bastard> Well, actually...I have a girlfriend. So since I need to buy her things, how's ten bucks? 
<SeXyTurkyshGirl> lolz

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> I'd recomend finding whoever came up with that device, and inserting it up them. 
<Krow> haha 
<LiquidManZero> repeatedly

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<LiquidManZero> Looking at it you can't really tell if there's anything wrong, unless it's really obvious, like there's a dead squirrel hanging off it

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<DarkSerge> well the other option is to reinstall windows heh 
<LiquidManZero> That's not an option, it's a requirement 
<DarkSerge> LOL

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> Two is always more than three...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<Lazy|Bastard> "Great Savings. Have Insomnia?" 
<Lazy|Bastard> GSHI Smiles Heartily, Interact! 
<LiquidManZeroL> That sounds like Engrish 
<Lazy|Bastard> Yeah, heh...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

LiquidManZero thinks he's going insane...er... insaner... 
* Lazy|Bastard|AntiDepressed invents a machine called the Insaner, which, when used on insane people, makes sane ones...and visa versa, and has its own TV show...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<TheDonut> i felt something in class earlier 
<TheDonut> and i looked down 
<TheDonut> and the internet was in my pants

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<@LiquidManZero> Hydrochloric acid works well for that sort of thing, if you drink it...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<+TruWizdom> again with the kinky talk 
<+KingEdgar0> Only you would consider wisdom teeth removal kinky.... 
<+KingEdgar0> fucking masochist...

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500

<@LiquidManZero> Smich? 
<@LiquidManZero> Ahh, that explains the silence.

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