Plus 1 Word stories - The begining

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This topic game lasted for 5 pages total and ended prematurely. Unlike the Three word games this game is played by adding 1 word over what is found in the previous post, but using new words to make a new sentence. In this story we learn about LiquidManZero's epic journey to GSHI Land and that the entire library of congress is available on a 2 disc set.

The Epic Story

Oh no! my....
pet armadillo got out...
and drank all of RPGod's...
car battery's acid, which has to...
give you gas among other unpleasant things...
that makes you want to do random things like...
take everything out of your pockets and start doing flips...
to see who gets the last beer and the old nachos...
from liquid's father and gramfather. That reminded me of a time when....
I stole a police car, drove to Illinois, and picked up Liquid, KE...


and got attacked by these, zombies who were really old people... Then Amy came...
, hopped in, and we all took off on a journey to a place we affectionately...
GSHI Land! Where all the moogles have hexbits, the donuts eat people, and RPGod's stinking drunk...
like usual, after moonlighting as a naked cowboy in space, fighting aliens and genital herpes with...
ridiculously long sentence fragments, consisting mostly, but not entirely of words, numbers, and symbols of punctuation, and...
a small dog having a hallucination of a proper sentence getting waved around like a sword at...
everyone unfortunate enough to be within the general vicinity of the event, and also I hate cats...
who drink my beer, and then blame some primate for it, while shredding the furniture with RPGod's spare...
rubber dildos which he keeps in his jacket pocket and never takes out unless a chameleon charges at him...
with a man eating donut not named Munky, or a disgruntled code requester who hasn't gotten his hex fix yet...


but doesn't really mind that much, since at this rate we'll write a novel for him to concentrate on instead...
of taking the internet out of his pants and trading it in for a lifetime supply of various booze and hexbit...
paraphernalia. Wait, how the hell did this all get started? Wasn't it that bastard DarkSerge that put us up to it, ...
threatening to put his attack root bear on us if we added a 22nd word to the last post Lazy made, but...
, being the kind of guys we are, we just had to do it anyway? Heh, this reminds me of the time that guy...
kidnapped TruWizdom, and eventually returned him after Tru kept "enjoying" the situation too much, oh wait, that was something else... What I was remembering...
actually had something to do with Reese's Pieces Chinese Jesus Penis Cheeses, which, as you can tell from the name, is pretty much the most...
controversial and desirable snack product currently available. Each piece contains an offensive message that was written by some Hungarian children left over from the HexBits promotion...
which is funny, because everyone thought we'd run out of those, but we were actually raising the leftovers as some kind of special ninja literarians, who can...
give you the entire library of congress on a two disc set, and use their special ninja powers to make it look really cool when they do things...


other assorting mishaps, spanning from grammatical errors all the way down a broad spectrum of simple mistakes you...
make. The other controversial thing that happened was when TheDonut forced his beer-mobile off the road and attack that raging...
erection caused from a viagra overdose that TruWizdom prepared for himself, causing the beer wagon to run through several buildings and eventually rolling over and spilling RPGod's weekly beer supply onto...
the passing local brewer's conventional drinking booth. Which last year was hit by the police in which a hilarious court case was founded in which TruWizdom turned out to be driving the...
wienermobile at nearly twice the speed limit while humping the steering wheel. When it hit, hot dogs went everywhere and contaminated the beer on display with something white, gooey, and probably from TruWizdom's...
well known white and gooey hazardous drink. Slowing down, RPGod stole an uncontaminated beer before driving down a street and crashing into another beer booth which, strangely was filled with little plastic, cups that...
were filled with everclear. He proceded to take shot after shot until he took off his pants. Seeing this display of drunken nudity, the booth operator projectile vomited into the beer display, startling RPGod...
who ran into a local bookstore and stole all of the adult section. Meanwhile the everclear-makers were plotting on how to use this quick advertising message to their advantage. The main idea involved a peanut-butter sandwich, ....
a keg of everclear, six boxes of thermite, some sleeping pills, sixteen alcoholic strippers, a box of nachos burried in a cemetary, a large blimp, and several traps large enough to hold RPGod after he goes into...
beserk after finding out that all of the beer in the town had went out of date and that it is now getting kept under lock and key. Luckily (or unluckily for the council) RPGod picked the large...


axe used for slaughtering lamers and went on a hacking rampage though city hall looking for the beer in between urinating on people when they said they had no beer. Eventually he finds the secret door to the basement...
which upon entering has a strong musky smell, not unlike whisky, and large barrels with "Whisky" on the side... luckily he remembered how to drink out of said barrels ensuring that he was thoroughly drunk he then went off to...
urinate on more people, except he drank enough he forgot how to aim and ended up just stumbling around at high speed pissing at the same time until he found a box of donuts from "TheDonut - TheBowling" (an inn with...

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