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This | This [[Topic Games|topic game]] was fairly short, a mere 6 pages long. In this three word story we learn that RPGod is not drunk, the chinese have no nachos, and that RPGod has a foul smelling beer substitute. | ||
==The Epic Story== | ==The Epic Story== | ||
Oh, my darling | Oh, my darling<br> | ||
, I never wanted | , I never wanted<br> | ||
our child to | our child to<br> | ||
eat my nachos, | eat my nachos,<br> | ||
but Whoops. So | but Whoops. So<br> | ||
damn it all to | damn it all to<br> | ||
hell and whatnot | hell and whatnot<br> | ||
RPGod's not drunk, | RPGod's not drunk,<br> | ||
RPGod's not drunk, | RPGod's not drunk,<br> | ||
just keep telling | just keep telling<br> | ||
yourself that repeatedly | yourself that repeatedly<br> | ||
like a mantra | like a mantra<br> | ||
that came on | that came on<br> | ||
American Idol. What | American Idol. What<br> | ||
the fuck just | the fuck just<br> | ||
ran through our | ran through our<br> | ||
bowl of nachos? | bowl of nachos?<br> | ||
Whatever it was, | Whatever it was,<br> | ||
it was ugly, | it was ugly,<br> | ||
and can't be | and can't be<br> | ||
very well made, | very well made,<br> | ||
dude. The Chinese | dude. The Chinese<br> | ||
have no nachos, | have no nachos,<br> | ||
which explains Shang | which explains Shang<br> | ||
Resource id # 8 | Resource id # 8<br> | ||
, the nacho simulator | , the nacho simulator<br> | ||
for NES. A | for NES. A<br> | ||
good way to | good way to<br> | ||
eat nachos is | eat nachos is<br> | ||
underwater, but | underwater, but<br> | ||
without breathing cheese, | without breathing cheese,<br> | ||
there's really no | there's really no<br> | ||
reason. Some idiot | reason. Some idiot<br> | ||
once said "One | once said "One<br> | ||
of these days, | of these days,<br> | ||
Bang! Boom! straight | Bang! Boom! straight<br> | ||
up a whale's | up a whale's<br> | ||
integumentary system, like | integumentary system, like<br> | ||
RPGod's foul-smelling | RPGod's foul-smelling<br> | ||
excuse for a | excuse for a<br> | ||
beer substitute." So | beer substitute." So<br> | ||
exactly why does | exactly why does<br> | ||
a chocobo eat | a chocobo eat<br> | ||
with its face, | with its face,<br> | ||
instead of a | instead of a<br> | ||
kind of elongated, | kind of elongated,<br> | ||
not remotely genital | not remotely genital<br> | ||
appendage of immensely | appendage of immensely<br> | ||
small size? | small size?<br> | ||
Well, that should | Well, that should<br> | ||
end all questions, | end all questions,<br> | ||
so please just | so please just<br> | ||
get us drunk. | get us drunk.<br> | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.thegshi.org/vb/showthread.php?t=170 Thread of Origin] | *[http://www.thegshi.org/vb/showthread.php?t=170 Thread of Origin] | ||
[[Category:GSHI | [[Category:GSHI]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:32, 9 November 2008
This topic game was fairly short, a mere 6 pages long. In this three word story we learn that RPGod is not drunk, the chinese have no nachos, and that RPGod has a foul smelling beer substitute.
The Epic Story
Oh, my darling
, I never wanted
our child to
eat my nachos,
but Whoops. So
damn it all to
hell and whatnot
RPGod's not drunk,
RPGod's not drunk,
just keep telling
yourself that repeatedly
like a mantra
that came on
American Idol. What
the fuck just
ran through our
bowl of nachos?
Whatever it was,
it was ugly,
and can't be
very well made,
dude. The Chinese
have no nachos,
which explains Shang
Resource id # 8
, the nacho simulator
for NES. A
good way to
eat nachos is
underwater, but
without breathing cheese,
there's really no
reason. Some idiot
once said "One
of these days,
Bang! Boom! straight
up a whale's
integumentary system, like
RPGod's foul-smelling
excuse for a
beer substitute." So
exactly why does
a chocobo eat
with its face,
instead of a
kind of elongated,
not remotely genital
appendage of immensely
small size?
Well, that should
end all questions,
so please just
get us drunk.