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==The Epic Story== | ==The Epic Story== | ||
One day LazyBastard | One day LazyBastard<br> | ||
murdered DarkSerge accidentally | murdered DarkSerge accidentally<br> | ||
for making things | for making things<br> | ||
that do nothing | that do nothing<br> | ||
to LiquidManZero that | to LiquidManZero that<br> | ||
he keeps posting | he keeps posting<br> | ||
on this ancient | on this ancient<br> | ||
board that Lazy | board that Lazy<br> | ||
still digs. Final | still digs. Final<br> | ||
Fantasy number Ninety- | Fantasy number Ninety-<br> | ||
Four brings me | Four brings me<br> | ||
a donut-filled | a donut-filled<br> | ||
donut filled with | donut filled with<br> | ||
two people posting | two people posting<br> | ||
like monkeys in | like monkeys in<br> | ||
those black and | those black and <br> | ||
clear metal plastic | clear metal plastic<br> | ||
wooden glass things | wooden glass things<br> | ||
that make me | that make me<br> | ||
so hot that | so hot that<br> | ||
I take my | I take my<br> | ||
shirt off and | shirt off and<br> | ||
eat a donut | eat a donut<br> | ||
underwater, with cats | underwater, with cats<br> | ||
and that little | and that little<br> | ||
perverted midget, TruWizdom | perverted midget, TruWizdom<br> | ||
tickling my every | tickling my every<br> | ||
fancy. I love | fancy. I love<br> | ||
you Lazy|Bastard so | you Lazy|Bastard so<br> | ||
just kill you | just kill you<br> | ||
with my shotgun | with my shotgun<br> | ||
full of cream | full of cream<br> | ||
puffs and ice | puffs and ice<br> | ||
cream [[Hexbits|Hex Bits]] | cream [[Hexbits|Hex Bits]]<br> | ||
that made me | that made me<br> | ||
get the munchies. | get the munchies.<br> | ||
After I get | After I get<br> | ||
liposuction, I split | liposuction, I split<br> | ||
it up 50/50, | it up 50/50,<br> | ||
make some soap | make some soap<br> | ||
with TheDonut | with TheDonut<br> | ||
and cheap fried | and cheap fried<br> | ||
chicken unless, of | chicken unless, of<br> | ||
course, you're completely | course, you're completely<br> | ||
broke and need | broke and need<br> | ||
to bribe someone - | to bribe someone -<br> | ||
then you're screwed. | then you're screwed.<br> | ||
Especially if TruWizdom | Especially if TruWizdom<br> | ||
gets a really | gets a really<br> | ||
really happy expression | really happy expression<br> | ||
on his face | on his face<br> | ||
in a perverted | in a perverted<br> | ||
family restaurant called | family restaurant called<br> | ||
Fawk N' Feed. | Fawk N' Feed.<br> | ||
I went there, | I went there,<br> | ||
got drunk, raped, | got drunk, raped,<br> | ||
and fed. The | and fed. The<br> | ||
next thing I | next thing I<br> | ||
did was wear | did was wear<br> | ||
bra's and panties | bra's and panties<br> | ||
on my face | on my face<br> | ||
and under my | and under my<br> | ||
wig I stole | wig I stole<br> | ||
from LazyBastard. He | from LazyBastard. He<br> | ||
killed the owner | killed the owner<br> | ||
of GSHIB0 that | of GSHIB0 that<br> | ||
got rather lazy | got rather lazy<br> | ||
and didn't bother | and didn't bother<br> | ||
to notice his | to notice his<br> | ||
own death. That | own death. That<br> | ||
Chocobo Greens Beer | Chocobo Greens Beer<br> | ||
got me so | got me so<br> | ||
very much wasted | very much wasted<br> | ||
and stuff. In | and stuff. In<br> | ||
reference to pants, | reference to pants,<br> | ||
it leaves me | it leaves me<br> | ||
without saying goodbye | without saying goodbye<br> | ||
to myself again, | to myself again,<br> | ||
in reverse, though | in reverse, though<br> | ||
an infinite stupidity. | an infinite stupidity.<br> | ||
Nocturnal RAM hackers | Nocturnal RAM hackers<br> | ||
that are alcoholics | that are alcoholics<br> | ||
are double the | are double the<br> | ||
having hangover fun | having hangover fun<br> | ||
except that most | except that most<br> | ||
lazy game hackers | lazy game hackers<br> | ||
don't even have | don't even have<br> | ||
Tickle Me Elmos | Tickle Me Elmos<br> | ||
or anything squishy. | or anything squishy.<br> | ||
Holy shit, this | Holy shit, this<br> | ||
makes some sense | makes some sense<br> | ||
kind of like | kind of like<br> | ||
caffienated cereal does. | caffienated cereal does.<br> | ||
And now it's | And now it's<br> | ||
seven pages long | seven pages long<br> | ||
and those little | and those little<br> | ||
crunchy edible things | crunchy edible things<br> | ||
aren't quite as | aren't quite as<br> | ||
hangover malted flavored | hangover malted flavored<br> | ||
and it's over. | and it's over. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 05:56, 29 August 2015
This topic game lasted for 11 pages total. In this story we learn about a little perverted resteraunt, known as Fawk N' Feed.
The Epic Story
One day LazyBastard
murdered DarkSerge accidentally
for making things
that do nothing
to LiquidManZero that
he keeps posting
on this ancient
board that Lazy
still digs. Final
Fantasy number Ninety-
Four brings me
a donut-filled
donut filled with
two people posting
like monkeys in
those black and
clear metal plastic
wooden glass things
that make me
so hot that
I take my
shirt off and
eat a donut
underwater, with cats
and that little
perverted midget, TruWizdom
tickling my every
fancy. I love
you Lazy|Bastard so
just kill you
with my shotgun
full of cream
puffs and ice
cream Hex Bits
that made me
get the munchies.
After I get
liposuction, I split
it up 50/50,
make some soap
with TheDonut
and cheap fried
chicken unless, of
course, you're completely
broke and need
to bribe someone -
then you're screwed.
Especially if TruWizdom
gets a really
really happy expression
on his face
in a perverted
family restaurant called
Fawk N' Feed.
I went there,
got drunk, raped,
and fed. The
next thing I
did was wear
bra's and panties
on my face
and under my
wig I stole
from LazyBastard. He
killed the owner
of GSHIB0 that
got rather lazy
and didn't bother
to notice his
own death. That
Chocobo Greens Beer
got me so
very much wasted
and stuff. In
reference to pants,
it leaves me
without saying goodbye
to myself again,
in reverse, though
an infinite stupidity.
Nocturnal RAM hackers
that are alcoholics
are double the
having hangover fun
except that most
lazy game hackers
don't even have
Tickle Me Elmos
or anything squishy.
Holy shit, this
makes some sense
kind of like
caffienated cereal does.
And now it's
seven pages long
and those little
crunchy edible things
aren't quite as
hangover malted flavored
and it's over.