This three word story was fairly short, a mere 6 pages long. In this three word story we learn that RPGod is not drunk, the chinese have no nachos, and that RPGod has a foul smelling beer substitute.
The Epic Story
Oh, my darling, I never wanted our child to eat my nachos, but Whoops. So damn it all to hell and whatnot, RPGod's not drunk, RPGod's not drunk, just keep telling yourself that repeatedly like a mantra that came on American Idol.
What the fuck just ran through our bowl of nachos? Whatever it was, it was ugly, and can't be very well made, dude. The Chinese have no nachos, which explains Shang Resource id # 8, the nacho simulator for NES. A good way to eat nachos is underwater, but without breathing cheese, there's really no reason.
Some idiot once said "One of these days, Bang! Boom! straight up a whale's integumentary system, like RPGod's foul-smelling excuse for a beer substitute."
So exactly why does a chocobo eat with its face, instead of a kind of elongated, not remotely genital appendage of immensely small size? Well, that should end all questions, so please just get us drunk.